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I just got off the phone with Bert, and he thinks that the majority of men in the world would continue a relationship with a very, very, very attractive chick even if she was dumb and a complete bitch that treated the guy like shit. I disagree. Your opinions?

- rcl (february 19, 2005 at 6:04 pm)
 
 

- rcl (february 19, 2005 at 6:12 pm)
 
 

As we can see in my chart, Bert argues that the people between points C and D would be acceptable by the majority of men. But look at the contrary. Would you go out with a person between A and B? They may be the smartest, most entertaining, greatest people on earth, but I can guarantee that they wouldn't be acceptable to most men because they're so fucking ugly. By the same argument, because someone is so physically good looking, the fact that their personality is so fucking ugly would make them unwanted by most men. This whole argument is over the long term; short term doesn't matter. I think most people would fuck a really hot girl if they got the chance, but they probablly wouldn't marry her unless they gained something like money, or unless she had a good enough personality. What I'm arguing is that most guys want a combination of looks and personality for the long term relationship; having only one or the other doesn't cut it.

- rcl (february 19, 2005 at 6:16 pm)
 
 

- rcl (february 19, 2005 at 6:37 pm)
 
 

Yeah ,hes right ,
If your great looking you can have anybody,
For ever,
and their bank account .
the bitchier the better too.
You can just nail them dead .
The thing is ,do you really want them ?

- penelope (february 20, 2005 at 12:53 am)
 
 

Yeah ,hes right ,
If your great looking you can have anybody,
For ever,
and their bank account .
the bitchier the better too.
You can just nail them dead .
The thing is ,do you really want them ?



- penelope (february 20, 2005 at 12:53 am)


- rcl (february 20, 2005 at 2:48 am)
 
 

Yeah ,hes right ,
If your great looking you can have anybody,
For ever,
and their bank account .
the bitchier the better too.
You can just nail them dead .
The thing is ,do you really want them ?



- penelope (february 20, 2005 at 12:53 am)




- rcl (february 20, 2005 at 2:48 am

- penelope (february 20, 2005 at 6:26 am)
 
 

this is so silly guys.

- penelope (february 20, 2005 at 6:27 am)
 
 

this is so silly guys.
- penelope (february 20, 2005 at 6:27 am)

then stop doing weird shit like deleting your comments

- einhander (february 20, 2005 at 8:42 am)
 
 

I thought it was one of my inalienable rights ,you nazi comment replicator.
freedom of speech =freedom to self delete
anyway the Bert has cut off my deleter.

- penelope (february 20, 2005 at 9:37 am)
 
 

Pictures are purty.

But red and green? For fuck's sake I already have a headache you bastard!

- wallabysnot (february 20, 2005 at 10:03 am)
 
 

I thought it was one of my inalienable rights ,you nazi comment replicator.
freedom of speech =freedom to self delete
anyway the Bert has cut off my deleter.
- penelope (february 20, 2005 at 9:37 am)


That was a quality comment by her, so glad i caught it before it went into the abyss....

I'm gonna go with bert on the idea that i'd stick with a dumb stupid annoying bitch of a woman if she's hot. I've done it before.. You just learn to smile, nod, and pretend to laugh.. It gets old fast, but damn that sex is good. Plus the dumber she is, the easier it is to get your ways. And dumb chicks are easy to shop for. Something pink, glittery/shiny, small, non-sharp or pointy edges, fuzzy, or that refers to royalty or some sort of woman with power or a rich dad. Really if you think about it, this list pretty much works. Walk into a store, find something a dumb chick likes, and check the list. It most likely fits a few of those. So all in all, she might be worthless except for sex and as your personal trophy. But in the end, if she "loves" (or understands what that really means) you or really cares about you back. It's a simple relationship to keep people happy. Ready for my win all argument?
Jessica Simpson.. Just think about it... Watch that show, look how dumb she is, and how her husband deals with it.

- hans (february 20, 2005 at 11:19 am)
 
 

and this is how we end up with women that poop on our alarm clocks

- the melv (february 20, 2005 at 7:42 pm)
 
 

oh i get it!@#! yet i'm drunk right now. it's my friends 21st birthdya so i took him out. fucker weighs a good 85lbs more than me so it was a rough night on my wallet and me.... luckly we ended up at the bar for a "mug night" and i own 9 mugs, so we had 32oz beers for $1.... not bad at all.. Well i'm trashed, and no clue what i'm writing. probably regret it tomorrow but unlike pinapple i won't delete it! hope ya all doing well

- hans (february 21, 2005 at 12:18 am)
 
 

yeah ,but I bet you wish you could.

- penelope (february 21, 2005 at 6:04 am)
 
 

yeah ,but I bet you wish you could.
- penelope (february 21, 2005 at 6:04 am)

Nah, i could delte it if I wanted.. key thing is I think by leaving it, some time in the future when people dig through the rubble that is the internet and find this comment, they will know that much more about society and it's culture at this point in time. As drunk dials evolve into drunk posts...

- hans (february 21, 2005 at 10:57 am)
 
 

My friend and I were having this same conversation just the other night... Jessica Simpson may be dumb but I wouldn't call her a bitch, like say, Paris Hilton. I'd take Simpson over Hilton any day.

- diego (february 21, 2005 at 10:11 pm)
 
 

uh
just realised you didnt mean that lil yellow girl ,
shes LISA aint she?
must watch moreTV

- penelope (february 22, 2005 at 12:04 am)
 
 

i think penelope finally stopped deleting her comments.. life is good again, oh wait i still don't understand them

- hans (february 22, 2005 at 1:57 pm)
 
 

No, Jessica Simpson is a pop singer in the US, a la Ms. Spears and the like.

- double d (february 22, 2005 at 4:37 pm)
 
 

OJ's sister ;)

- ucsdmutt (may 22, 2005 at 4:15 pm)
 
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