I'd vote for him. Would make things interesting over there.

i can imagine his ass running around in that pope costume. or better yet, driving the popmobile while drunk. not like crashing would do anything, your the pope, plus your golf carts invincible!

I think the next pope should have a miniature helicopter that he flies around in. Like it wouldn't go any higher than ten feet or so. The propellers would be giant crosses, and it would spray the blood of christ all over the crowd. That would be the best.

communion wafer missles nukka.

mmmmm... communion wafers....

like those little helicopters on a string you'd get as kid... i fucked up my dad hardcore with those once.. when your like 4 or 5 and holding those things they are at face level for adults.. i remember running into him with it and his face shot blood all over... i no longer had a helicopter toy.. but i did get a remote control boat!!

see, you had a vision of the pope mocopter spraying the blood of the giver of life....

I think it should also be equipped with a high power holy water fire hose that will blast the heathens until they are pure.

blasting the heathens until they are pure.. isn't this a flash game somewhere? i feel in the mood to blast some heathens...

If you go to thesimpsons.com and get into the character proflies, either Rod or Todd Flanders has a Blast the Heathens flash game.

How ironic. That's lovely.