I needed a haircut yesterday, so I went to Toni and Guy which is this fancy shmancy hair salon in Prague, I think they have locations all over the world. Since it was short notice, they didn't have my regular guy and I really wanted a haircut, so I just got some random Czech girl.

She asked me what I wanted and then spent 10 minutes convincing me otherwise, and then finally I was like, "Yeah, that sounds interesting."

Then as she cut my hair, we talked about how I spoke English really well for Japan-person or "one of those people".

An hour later, she announced that she was done, I said, "Cool." And then she handed me a mirror to look at the back.

"Do you like it?", she asked.

"Hmmm.", I said.

"I can cut it shorter, if you'd like but I think this looks good on you."

"Hmmm.", I said. I deliberated and finally said, "Nah, I'll give it a whirl."

You have lost all rights pertaining to EVER giving me shit about any haircut I have ever gotten or will get in the future.

Hey are you sure you're not a toy?
Those white bits look like where my bear has stitches.
Tony and Guy are quite expensive,a trim for men costs £25 here,our barber charges £5.50.

I find it funnier that your collar is flicked up on your shirt.

It's growing on me, both metaphorically and literally, and yes, I think Toni and Guy is the most expensive salon in Prague. That being said, the haircut only cost me about $30, and how can you put a price on a mullet?

I guess ,
Wouldnt you like to grow a really long pigtail
that would be wonderful.
I reckon people should keep all their hair growing forever ,why cut any of it?
yeah grow everything forever.

not a fan of that idea penelope... last thing i want is a woman with more hair on her than me....

nice mullet, does it do any tricks?

Strange................ how americans are scared of hair,or maybe its just too hot
(the climate ,I mean).
Bert ,definately grow it into a pigtail ,it could be cultural irony and would screw toni and guy.

nah, go for a topknot... it's totally the mullet of asians all over. or is it indians? not that i really know, but i figure you'd look bad ass with it. it's impossible not to look badass with a topknot, unless your steven seagull.

I have to comment on this one. SO I had to drive out to our plant in Fontana today. Saw the best mullet of my life, Spain included. This guy was driving a white Caprice. Redhead. Rip Van Winkle beard that actually faded in to the Shorty Longback. Caprice + RedHeadRipVanMullet = AWESOME.

why..............
are you guys scared of hair on females.
All the ladies in malta had moustaches and they were like, off etruscan vases,and maltesers definately thought them hot.

do you like men with big scraggly beards?

good point .
however,
I might .

osama bin laden?

I've never seen his hair?He's always enturbaned.

Generally fur is ace,I like like dogs too.

Its just strange that you think females shouldn't have fur,its almost like making them wear veils.

I was thinking 'bout the beard...

Females not having fur is more like making them NOT wear veils, penelope... think about it. We just want a better view, and would rather leave flossing for a more convienent time.

paedophile

I just like to be able to see what I'm eating...

sex is not surgery ............is it ?

anytime tissue is penetrated that deep.. yes.. yes it is surgery...