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sounds like a good idea to me

- rcl (july 22, 2005 at 5:46 pm)
 
 

- ibizachris (july 25, 2005 at 5:18 am)
 
 

It is a good idea... Only problem is that after a two week holiday of partying until steam comes out of my ears, I always need another one to recover. Cliche? Yeah... it also happens to be true...

I love this site by the way... Caught it by way of the blogsite 'fifth column'. I will contribute more when I have time.

- ibizachris (july 25, 2005 at 5:22 am)
 
 

That doesn't look appealing at all, actually :(

All I see in the picture are a bunch of dudes, one old fat nasty woman, and one nasty old woman. Not my cup 'o tea.

- rcl (july 25, 2005 at 4:27 pm)
 
 

On reflection - That wasn't the best photo i could have submitted. That was the 'comedown' session at Space club. 10am in the morning when we weren't the brightest of sparks. Best not to create entries here when you're as pissed as a brewery rat...

- ibizachris (july 25, 2005 at 4:53 pm)
 
 

its all gone pete tong

- einhander (july 26, 2005 at 12:54 pm)
 
 

So that's a photo of all the people that didn't get laid that night... that makes much more sense.

- rcl (july 26, 2005 at 5:16 pm)
 
 

Ibizachris...I have been meaning to plan a trip to Ibiza for a long time now.

How about some details on your airafare, accomodation (cost and location), where to go, the scene, etc. from someone that's been there....?

- tbonicus (august 1, 2005 at 12:16 pm)
 
 

Ibizachris...I have been meaning to plan a trip to Ibiza for a long time now.

How about some details on your airafare, accomodation (cost and location), where to go, the scene, etc. from someone that's been there....?


-jeez...

- tbonicus (august 1, 2005 at 12:18 pm)
 
 

Ibizachris...I have been meaning to plan a trip to Ibiza for a long time now.

How about some details on your airafare, accomodation (cost and location), where to go, the scene, etc. from someone that's been there....?


-what the hell happened there...?

- tbonicus (august 1, 2005 at 12:19 pm)
 
 

Ibizachris...I have been meaning to plan a trip to Ibiza for a long time now.

How about some details on your airafare, accomodation (cost and location), where to go, the scene, etc. from someone that's been there....?


Sorry einhander..that's my Parkinson Disease acting up...

(I hear there's a cure, though...should be lots of treatment available on Ibiza..)

- tbonicus (august 1, 2005 at 12:19 pm)
 
 

Ibazichris...I really like hitting the submit button multiple times.

- einhander (august 2, 2005 at 7:52 am)
 
 

Ibizachris...I have this rash on my special parts, is that from you?

- double d (august 2, 2005 at 10:18 am)
 
 

Ibazichris...Did you hook up with the woman in orange?

- tbonicus (august 2, 2005 at 10:44 am)
 
 

Sorry people - been away for a while. I should point out that I no longer live in London - I emigrated to Australia about 18 months ago so I'm no longer in that scene.

tbonicus - To answer your question the answer was no! Not that I wouldn't 'cos I'm just not fussy on holiday... Where about's do you live? When i was in London I used to get these great deals through cheap airlines like 'BUZZ", "EASYJET" etc £99.00. Accomodation? Do a Google search.
Areas are important. Ibiza Town is gorgeous but heavily populated by the gay community during tourist season (Nothing homophobic about the comment just to let you know). Clubs here are excellent but bloody expensive.
San Antonio Bay (Not to be confused with San Antonio Town) is for the families - for a short while in the late nineties and early noughties it was becoming ravaged by the likes of... me but slowly the families have reclaimed their land - It's nice and quiet and has a restriction on noise from the local bars due to a high residential population.
San Antonio Town is teenaged trash city. I personally love the boozing, and rowdy behaviour but don't listen to the television - i've never seen anybody f*cking in the streets and I've looked long and hard. Loads of bars and clubs. Water Party at Es Paradis Club is fantastic
Playa D'En bossa - The home of SPACE! Smooth grooves and very trendy bastards from the world over. Don't be surprised to see men and women ranging from the ages of 19 - 50 (Not a joke). Very cool.
Sa Trincha - Hippyville - Beware Older Germans on the nudist beach and Eurotrash on the prowl pretending to be wealthy and trying to give you one up the chocolate factory...
Food in Ibiza is reasonably priced depending on where you go.

Double D - The rash on your special parts is nothing to do with me... anything you'd have caught from me would probably see you dead by now!

Einhander - The shaking of hands means you are wanking too much and now have repetitive strain injury in your wrists - i don't urge you stop wanking because that's unrealistic (I know, trust me I know) but get somebody else to type.

- ibizachris (august 11, 2005 at 10:33 pm)
 
 

Better looking people on the Island

- ibizachris (august 11, 2005 at 11:00 pm)
 
 

- ibizachris (august 11, 2005 at 11:02 pm)
 
 

What can I say ...............
Harry (son) has just arrived by yacht in Ibiza
says it is full of wrinklies
(maybe its the sun)

wonder how Bert is in Chinashop.

- penelope (august 13, 2005 at 3:42 am)
 
 

Yacht, eh?

Sounds like a place called Santa Eularia... Very wealthy suburb! I nearly got killed just for looking poor (I was working on the island at the time).

Tell him to head to shag town San Antonio Town. I don't know what he's looking for out there...(Yeah, right!) but tell the young man to 'don the nodders' or he'll end up at the 'dick quack' in no time... Mind you - I never listened to my mother when I left for Ibiza for the first time...

- ibizachris (august 14, 2005 at 6:20 am)
 
 

um ,
hes only 16.
someone is supposed to be looking after him .
He is so beautiful,I fear for all those gay dudes.

- penelope (august 14, 2005 at 2:26 pm)
 
 

- penelope (august 14, 2005 at 2:29 pm)
 
 

front row third left

- penelope (august 14, 2005 at 2:29 pm)
 
 

Sixteen?

If HE says its full of wrinklies, that's NOT an opinion you can trust! Everybody over 25 is a wrinkly when you're 16.

Sportsmen go down particularly well in IBIZA TOWN...

- ibizachris (august 14, 2005 at 4:16 pm)
 
 

would that be front row center? it could be front row third right. Not that I actually feel obliged to look ot anything.

- double d (august 15, 2005 at 10:32 am)
 
 

he's got shit on his knee...

- hans (august 15, 2005 at 7:36 pm)
 
 

Pen - does your familiy know how much time you spend on this website chatting with mostly 20-somethings?

- rcl (august 15, 2005 at 10:12 pm)
 
 

yes ,I think its shit.
not spanish.tho

- penelope (august 16, 2005 at 1:46 am)
 
 


for a male slut ,rcl is kinda paternally moral,touching really.

- penelope (august 16, 2005 at 1:49 am)
 
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