Check this out, Bush is starting a new war... The War on Porn...

WAR!

That's the kind of thing I want my tax dollars at work for. Another Bush agenda to appease the Christian Conservatives. Ah, yes, the Republicans are a sly and sneaky bunch. I bet you ole' G.W. has a nice porn collection himself. Maybe he and Dick trade tapes...

When you stop jerking off to porn, you join America's fight against Terror.

Heck, I think him and Dick engage in their own porn videos with a Condaleeza Rice sandwhich and Barbara Bush licking both of their balls.

Bush plays guitar for people in New Orleans:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushguitarsuperdome.htm

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushfishingvacation.htm

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushnomissionaccomplished.htm

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushimagine.htm

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushleaguedisaster.htm

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blhurricanedrowngovernment.htm

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushfooledagain.htm

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushbathroom.htm

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushmacho.htm

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushsaddambriefs.htm

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushpropagandacatapult.htm

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushmideastpeaceplan.htm

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushintelligentdesign.htm

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushgulfwars2.htm

Darth bush below is particularly funny I think anyway:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushdarthwbush.htm

Like father like son:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushvaderseparated.htm

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushemperordictator.htm

cha-ching:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushabdullahhands.htm

Is Bush Gay or what?
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushsaudiprincegay.htm

Doh!!
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushdumbpeople.htm

We are FUCKED! cover of Time!
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushtimecover.htm

United States of Canada:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/bljesusland.htm

United State of Texas:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blcanada2.0.htm

Can you hear me now?
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushhearmenow.htm

Four more years:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbush4moreyears.htm

Is Bush a devil worshipper?
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushsatanworship.htm

Bush's new retirement plan:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushssgambling.htm

It'd be great if they initiated a patriot act to the pron thing. Just imagine, neighbors peeking in your window just making sure you're not enjoying being single and the feact that the manipulation of one's genitals can be pleasurable.

You know what I find even funnier? The fact that the whole drive behind the administration is 'freedom.' Free Iraq. Protect our Freedom. Just think, pron was outlawed in Iraq, and once we 'liberated' them, they were able to watch pron freely. I think they are grateful for the U.S. doing that. So if Freedom allows one to view pron at their own will and accord, what is Bush doing by taking it away? Albeit, he's not banning it, but he's putting into motion something that slowly will. The reasoning here is sour.

My eqution to freedom is the correlation between pron and freedom. The more pron you have, the more free. Pretty soon we'll be stuck with no freedoms. Damn you George W. Bush!

I'm all with you there. Pron isn't just free speech, it's safe. It's the safest way any little teenage boy or gal can fulfill their fantasies, whatever they happen to be... Why force these kids to go out getting aids, herpes or who knows what else when all the parents gotta do is set those kids down in front of their DVDs or whatever the heck we got with a good classic porn movie and a jar of vasoline and napkins on the side... Instead, we're getting ready to ship these poor kids off to war right when they graduate to kill more poor kids who are even younger than they are I might add. Doesn't make any sense at all, does it?

well hung

bert i'll send you $20 if you give me the authority to delete messages on here....

And why would you want to do that hans' might I ask? Stop kicking the wall.

Gay Porn

will you please stop spamming this website Pacman?

Will you please stop telling me what to do melvin? I know what spam is and apparently you don't.

where's the "unsubscribe button" for pc mans ability to post?

If you guys don't think what you're reading is interesting, I think the best solution is a two step process:

Make a new node.
Write something that is interesting.

Another good idea bert.

you got something brown on your nose pc man.....

he he he, brownoser, very good hans, very good...

"Scariest thing I've seen in my life." lol

The above two postings, show our tax dollars at work. Gee I am so glad that my hard earned money isn't being wasted!

Me too.

are you seriously taking a picture of people putting themselves in danger for the good of the country and turning it into a tax issue? you realize sailors on carriers spend months away from their families? accidents happen. they spend ridiculous amounts of time trying to avoid it, but people and equipment are falliable.

vitriol internalized. angry...

Once again, it never seizes to amaze me the "misunderstanding" that appears to occur on this particular website. The missile was probably not even fired. It was a joke, get it? Apparently not. As for a stop sign that says, "No Stopping" that is just one of millions of examples as to how our hard earned tax dollars are being spent on a daily basis. And if the missile actually "was" fired, that would have been pretty stupid. The aircraft had not left the carrier. How much does an aircraft missile cost? How much does that particular aircraft cost? How much does an aircraft carrier cost? If the missile were actually fired "before" takeoff, we would have "wasted" all three, not to mention the hard working people on the aircraft carrier. The aircraft, the missile and the carrier. Do you not agree?

i like to think of it without such a pessamistic approach.. i figure there was probably a really good target they were aiming at that some very brave and skilled pilot happened to be on guard and handle the situation of.... let me give you a better perspective of what everyone here on this site might find interesting in comparison to your original picture...

now this is a much funnier and more entertaining picture.. we see a pilot shooting a missle at a boat of cuba's finest navy carrier... this could have been a huge disaster if the cubans launched their missles first, but luckly we launched this missle off the deck of the ship and were able to destroy their carrier before they destroyed ours....

Yes, I agree. Much funnier and far more entertaining...

yeah, i get the joke. missle on the deck. you still need to cut the shit about it being our tax dollars at work.

Maybe... After all, our tax dollars aren't nearly at work as much as they could be working for us, currently anyways. You know the saying, "Work smarter, not harder." The same is true for how our money should be spent, smarter...

I'm merely ONE person of the 95% of this countries population who feels that way. The other 5% who don't, are either ignorant to reality, or, own 59% of this countries wealth, which all n' all, equals power. Power to do things, power to change things, and power to make things right. You might benefit from listening to the "words" on "Disturbed's" new album.

If there is one place that we cannot afford to have systems fail, it is in the defense of our people fighting. We have enough lives being lost with out losing our people because of an "oops". Do you honestly think that a family being told that they lost a son or a daughter wants to hear that it is because people and equipment are falliable. We are spending billions of tax dollars to give our fighting men and women the very best, and in a situation like what is going on in Iraq, there is no room for "oops".

Well, unfortunately, Iraq was nothing more than one big "oops". I think everyone on here already knows this. What makes me wonder though, is if when Einhander says things like this:

"you still need to cut the shit about it being our tax dollars at work."

If all he's trying to do is "get my goat" which he should know by now isn't possible. Or, if that's how he actually feels about the situation. Whether or not that's how he actually feels about it isn't the point though. The point is, not enough people are complaining about the situation that all of us are in. Sure, it may look as though all people ever do is complain, about most things. But the truth of the matter is, if enough people were complaining about the "right" things, and to the "right" people (IE-Writing letters to our leaders, which is VERY easy to do nowadays) then most likely those situations would be rectified with serious solutions to those problems.

And not necessarily just "complaining" either, but actually "doing" something about it ourselves. I'm one who refuses to bury my head in the sand regarding these issues. And I'm glad you posted those pictures liza, and not just because they were somewhat humorous either. Fact is, we've all got "BIG" problems that are either effecting all of us, or will be. I couldn't put it any simpler than that. Ignoring them, won't make them go away, neither will telling others to ignore them. Letting "blind" men lead "blind" men, is no way to rectify the problems that we are all facing "together." The first step in the "right" direction would be to agree. That is neither a "pessimistic" viewpoint on the situation, or my own personal feelings on it either. That is just the way it is.

ZZzzZZzzZZzz.... stupid cubans soo funny!!

Liberty's a bitch.

again not funny... now if maybe it wasn't some sort of annoying political joke it could have been funny if you put sayyy a picture of an alarm clock with poop on it....

Poop... is not funny...

which is why we've been trying to tell you, your missing the humor of this site... much like we find no humor in ahajokes which is why we come here, not go there..

poop is out and out hilarious.

end of story.

Here's what I'd like for you to do einhander. Next time you take a shit, before you flush the toilet, bend over the toilet bowl, and laugh your ass off for as long as you possibly can. That would save you the time from coming here and trying to force others onto your point of view regarding what is, and is not, funny. Shit, plain and simple, is not funny... And if you feel it is, you are certainly welcome to laugh your ass off, at your shit, every time you feel the need to pinch a loaf. Oh, and, that goes for you too hans... That is, if the mailbox isn't still up there keeping you from taking a shit? Here's my demand of YOU, no matter who YOU are if YOU are NOT bert!

*Don't tell me what to do.
*Don't tell me what is and isn't funny.
*Don't insult my intelligence, or that of my friends.
*Laugh at your OWN shit, as well as the SHIT of others, if that is what pleases you.

Now, show some respect, or face the consequences of your rather "shitty" actions.

You are right, hans, it isn't funny...but unfortunately it is all too true. We are losing hundreds of american lives because of Bush's ties with the oil companies, nothing more than that. And again if you don't like it why are you drawn to this particular node....just to rag on the postings and to belittle us for posting them. What ever floats your boat, dude!

But patch up all those holes in your boat first, or you're going to sink, once again, dude!

who's into voting?

I vote that poo is indeed very, very funny.

All right, all right... I give in... Poo, can be very funny at some times. Especially when someone like George Carlin for instance talks about it. Not most people. I like George Carlins version on why you should NOT wash your hands, all the time. He says, people who wash their hands all the time, are decreasing their immune systems ability to fight off the deadliest of germs. If you drop a piece of food, pick it up and eat it, etc. As for when George Carlin does wash his hands. When he shits on them, which is only usually about once or twice a week, "tops" he says.

Notice the "clever" usage of the word "shit" in George Carlins analogy. He didn't "overuse" the word shit/poo/poop what have you. He used it but once, and that's what made it funny. Not a piece of shit floating in a toilet bowl, nor a pile of shit, covering an elephants owner. Shit can go a long way, so my advice would be to use the word shit, wisely. And that goes for all forms of the word "shit" whether it be shit/poo or poop.

On the other hand, the very word "shit" was used over 100 times on one episode of Southpark. However, even in their creative usage of the word, they didn't necessarily over do it. Because it was only ONE episode.

This, is cute...

DEFINITION OF A "TRUE FRIEND"
> >
> > I'm getting tired of all those namby-pamby, soppy, sickeningly
> > sweet, and
> > completely wet "friendship" poems, that never come close to
> > reality. NO ONE
> > is that perfect . .
> >
> > So, here are promises that really speak to true friendship:
> >
> > 1 . When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot
> > revenge against
> > the sorry s.o.b. who made you that way.
> >
> > 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is
> > choking you.
> >
> > 3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
> >
> > 4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about
> > it every
> > chance I get.
> >
> > 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories
> about how
> > much worse it could be and to stop your damn whining.
> >
> > 6. When you are confused - I will use only little words.
> >
> > 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are
> well> again, I don't want whatever you have.
> >
> > 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.
> >
> > This is my oath
> > I pledge it till the end.
> > Why, you may ask?
> > Because you are my friend!
> >
> > Above all remember: A good friend will help you move. A really
> > good friend
> > will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a
> > shovel.
> > Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because
> > you can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you.

oh man ,he has made a christmas carol album, must have it .

uh ,I thought this was the David Hasselhof node.

I liked that one mr. pc man.....it is totally different from the sugary ones, and I think is right to the point. But when it is all said in done, whether sugary, or sarcastic, friendship is friendship and definately a valuable part of life. If we can go through life and say we have only one true friend then we are blessed indeed, but to have more than one is even more of a blessing!

Well, quantity isn't necessarily better than quality. Look at most of the Rich & Famous for instance. No one has more "friends" than they do, otherwise they wouldn't be so "Rich & Famous." However, are those relationships built on "quality" or "quantity?" That is the question...

david hasselhof is down the hall to the left, but i'll move him over here if you'd like? best of both worlds combined = captain planet

Those friends to my way of thinking are built on the quantity of their money. Look how many friend you would have should you win the lotto! They would be crawling out of the woodwork to be your friend.....

Exactly...

"deifinitely love at first sight..." he he he... What a loser...