No I didn't write this. Yes, it was forwarded to me via email. If you don't like it, you can sue me, but if the women on here don't like it, then it means there is something wrong with them. ;-)


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My Cajun friend had 3 good arguments that Jesus was a Cajun:

1. He liked to serve fish to his friends.
2. He could make his own wine.
3. And he wasn't afraid of water.

My African-American friend had 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother".
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

My Jewish friend had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was
God.

My Italian friend gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

My California friend also had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. H e started a new religion.

My Irish friend then gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But my women friends have the most compelling evidence of all that
Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more
work to do.

That was great. Kind of fits in with what we were trying to discuss earlier isn't it? To all different types of people he is real because, whatever fits their believes, but in the end he is still the same, the one! By the way, could I please copy and paste this so I can forward to some of my friends? I would love to share this with them.

Absolutely, copy and paste away. ;-)

there are no women on this site.

Well, Liza is a woman and penelope is a woman, I'm not entirely sure about Flor De China at this point.

flor is a woman but i dont think she is on here much anymore. there were a few others who havent posted in ages.

Email it out to your "lady friends." Depending on the type of "lady friends" they are, you may get yourself a date out of it. It's just complimentary of women, isn't it? Just curious, did you or hans read it, or are we just talking? If you read it, is it stupid and not funny? I didn't necessarily think it was all that funny or anything, gave me a little chuckle, nothing more. Interesting enough anology anyways.

i read it just now. didn't find it that funny. most likely because it's religious humor, which just like political humor, i find unappealing personally.

Whatever happened to just talking anyway?...hmmmm.... I wonder...