i walk into another bar tonight, my friend and me do a lap. It's pretty dead, we discuss leaving, i look over, i see my ex who left me cause she was sleeping with another guy. I get into locked stare mode. She finally notices me, and then I see him. A Giant Fucking Black Dude. Were talking straight out of the movies skinny little white boy programming geek squad style me, standing next to this chick who's easily my size if you were considering who i'd date just by looking at me, and a giant fucking black man. Turns out she was fucking him for the last week we were dating and left me for him like 6 months or so ago... It had to be the most insulting and demoralizing moment of my life to shake the hand of a guy who could easily crush my skull with 1 hand. Of course the only thing I could think was this guy had to have the dick the size of a vacuum cleaner extension piece... which didn't help me feel any better about it. The giant fucking black man will now forever be part of my history, as now everyone that saw it, couldn't stop talking about it...

So glad i ordered those three 151's on the rocks now.

life is a box of chocolates

a) the oversized genitals things is a myth. ive been told this by slutty strippers and gay guys.
b) just think about all of the institutionalized racism in the world.
c) National Institute of Health report that HIV has something like double the occurence in black males compared to other races

no doubt ,he talks to her ,tells herstuff and makes her laugh .
the vacuum cleaner effect is available from any good dept store.

Regarding the sizing of typical race related genitalia, I do admit I've heard the same things from my own friends, as Einhander. Let's see, what other related myths can we think of. Hmmm. "Once you go asian you'll never go caucasian." "Africans have MORE muscles than other races." I just found out that one must be a myth cause I found nothing to point to it actually being true. Turns out, they have more muscle mass, which is apparent, but not MORE muscles. Although even the MORE muscle mass is argumentative since I've seen some pretty srawny black people in my time. And they were naturally scrawny. They needed no help from crack or cocaine addiction.

I don't know about the more muscel mass thing. I know that most black people are more prone to having fast twitch muscles which allows for strong jumping ability and quick sprinting capability.

Like I said, it's definitely argumentative. However, tell me what you see, when you compare the next 10 black people you see, to the next 10 caucasian people you see. Do your own research. Are they bigger, or the same? I read the same type of stuff regarding more fast twitch muscles and stuff like that also. Doesn't change the fact that black people are better at basketball and white people are better at Hockey though... The muscle mass thing however does not translate between the legs. Not from what I've heard...

what do black guys say tho.
blanko has longer tongue.

blackhead can be fun.

are blanko and blackhead two of your heros or something Penelope?

they have an extra muscle or something in their hamstrings...

that's like saying that women have more/less ribs than men do because Adam gave one to Eve... I wish some chick would give me some ribs... mmmm... ribs...

they developed the muscle over some sort of heritage of mutation thing. it's not a sex based thing in a culture, it's a culture based culture thing, i'm not saying that joe brown down the street has this muscle, i just know people straight out of the culture in africa have it. which is part of why kenya has such an amazing running team. give it another 300 years, people will be all sorts of genetic messed up. then we'll have a good conversation.

In another 300 years the only race there'll be is the human race...

i highly doubt that

On this planet. And not including animals. Maybe 300 years isn't long enough, but if you mix the pot for a long enough period of time, your going to come up with "one" mixture at some point in time. So, you can highly doubt 300 years is all it will take to achieve this end, but whether 300 years is all the time it takes for it to happen, or more than enough time, isn't the point. The point is, it's going to happen. Don't ask me, ask the scientists who study this kind of thing. The only reason we have varying races to begin with is because of the boundaries that previously limited us from venturing into different parts of this world. Now that we have no boundaries holding us back, it's not just bound to happen, but guaranteed to happen. In fact, I bet they probably even have some kind of an idea when it will happen, I just haven't bothered to research it any further.

your forgetting the fact that there are a lot of people who refuse to mix, let alone the odds really aren't as high as it seems. sure you might see a few interracial couples here and there, but for the most part people like to stick to their own races. also in 300 years there will still be plenty of cultured tribes living on their own in places. or cults of people who have moved to some giant house on a mountain to drink kool aid together while they ponder the meaning of life. it's the same reason we have a bunch of different types of dogs today and not just 1 big mixture. plus 300 years is enough for a few mutations to take place which springs off new races.

Ya know, when I was a kid, I thought Atari was the bomb. Who would have thought we'd all be connected to each other, physically as well as mentally and spiritually. It just goes to show you what happens when intellectuals begin to progress exponentially. Lets compare notes, shall we. How long does it take a white man to fuck a black woman? 15 minutes? An hour? Okay, let's say it takes all night, just to be on the safe side. Now, these two mutations, mutated over how many thousands of years to become what they are today, before they fucked and made babies. Hell, the white side of the family sees their child as a caucasian with a really good tan and the black side of the family sees the child as an african wearing too much sun screen... So, if we compare the speed it takes all of us to fuck each other over the next three hundred years as being the speed of light and put that up against the speed of the few of us who don't get involved in sexual relations with one another as mutations moving at the speed of say, a snail, then what does that give you? A few dead mutations and one very live, human race.

It's good to see we've finally found something else to argue about because it appears as though when we aren't arguing about something we have nothing to say here. Let's take the "a lot of people" refusing to mix stand point for a second. Lets say, that this includes racists, "hidden" tribal members, as well as people who just plain don't feel comfortable mixing it up with the fine races. Let's say the fine races are caucasian, african, mexican, asian, indian, am I forgetting any? Maybe we should break it down by color... White, black, yellow, red and all shades in between. Lets assume an african actually looks african to all other races and vice versa, even if he's Collin Powell for instance, or maybe even Michael Jackson. Now, utilizing all of these factors as conditions for this study, let's say that roughly 50% of our population of 6+ billion people refuse to mix, for whatever reason. Hell, they even fantasize about mixing online watching racially mixed porn, but for whatever reason, they just don't like doing it or don't wish to try doing it in this lifetime at least. Mind you, I seriously believe 50% is a pretty high number. Much higher than what it actually is in reality. So, 50% of the population, has sex with only it's birth race. That's a funny term I never thought I'd end up using here "birth race." The other 50% are people who have sex "out of race" at least ONCE in their lifetime, or will...

Keeping in mind this entire idea is completely hypothetical, let's say that only 5% of the entire population bears babies between TWO of the fore mentioned races. Maybe 5% is a high percentage to guess on and maybe it is low, truthfully, I don't know. If someone wants to add some actual numbers to this idea, feel free, cause right now I'm just blowing time. Some people might even call it blowing smoke up my own ass. Personally, I have 5 cousins. Two cousins have kids that are mixed, and three cousins are mixed, just to give you an example of what I'm talking about. I myself have mated with more than my own race more than once, and I know several other people who'd engaged in the same kind of thing. Interracial sex. It's really not a big deal, to most people, in my eyes. In fact, I'm glad I'm not going to be around in another 300 years cause I'm going to hate seeing all these varying races go. Anyway, back to our study. 5% of 6 billion is 300,000,000 people. So, if 5% of our population has ONE child born between TWO different races within 12 months from now, that'll equal about 150,000,000 mixed babies.

Now, I'll admit, I've never really thought this through quite this much before, and I can be "forgetful" so stay with me here. Assuming that just as many people DIED as people who were brought into this world ONE year from now, that would automatically make 2.5% of the entire population mixed races. Now that this 2.5% of the population is mixed, it doesn't matter who this 2.5% of the population has sex with, because unless they have sex with ONLY mixed races who have the same two races mixed into them, they'll just be mixing the pot even further. By the way, anyone have an answer for how many people this planet is actually capable of holding? I wonder. Cause the population continues to get larger, but the planet doesn't. I guess the only thing that could really phase out the whole "mixing pot" theory is if we were to discover space travel before the pot becomes completely mixed. From my standpoint, we're currently mixing races at the speed of light, while the mutations are moving slower than a snail. Captain Kirk was having sex with Aliens, you think he gave a shit what race human he had sex with?

people evolved different traits to suit different environments. you assume this still isn't going on. you assume everyone is able to go wherever they want in the world and that no one lives and dies in the same 5 acres of land.

Please forgive me, but where in all that did I say anything about everyone being capable of going whereever they want in the world and no one living and dieing in the same 5 acres of land? The United States of America has been a magnet to every race, religion and creed since it came into existence. The idea of this country as a mixing pot, is no new idea. However, little by little, it does appear that living in this country seems to be becoming less and less appealing, as some of the realities of living here are continually brought to light.

I see we're now, arguing just to argue. Isn't that just peachy. Show me 5 acres of land in this country, that does not include at least ONE of EACH race, by the way? ? ? How 'bout five acres of land in the world that is inhabited by mankind and doesn't include one of the several "hidden" tribes you speak of? ? ? The fact is, if you're not an inhabitant of one of these "hidden" tribes, you are perfectly capable of going anywhere you want in this world, if you have the money and means to do so, and want it badly enough. But that however doesn't have anything to do with this discussion...

Certainly, people evolve just like any other species on this planet. I've talked about evolution on several other nodes previous to this one. What we now know, indisputably, regarding evolution, is that it's something that takes place over thousands of years. But even if people are capable of evolving over a 300 year period of time, this doesn't negate the mere fact that humankind both can have babies between different races of man, and does. Therefore, logically speaking, it shouldn't be too hard to believe that there will come a point in time, that all races will become one. Whether it happens in 100 years from now, or one thousand million years from now, if we're still stuck on this planet, it's going to happen.

I feel like somehow we're back to square one where I'm like, "Hey, don't look into the sun or you'll go blind," and you're like, "No you won't, I do it all the time." The very fact we're even having this argument is completely rediculous. It's kinda like making an argument against a moron actually being a moron and Einstein being a real person who once lived on this earth. Need we really challenge things we already know as being nothing more than myth? Don't get me wrong, there are several obstacles which I'm completely aware of for the most part, that could certainly prevent the "mixing pot" theory, from actually happening. That's the reason it's called a theory... The idea that all races will become completely mixed is absurd to say the least. But the idea that the races will eventually become SO mixed that MOST people will be uncapable of distinguishing between each other by nothing more than a race card, is not only possible, but probable. If we remain long enough on this planet that we currently inhabit before we figure out how to leave.

By the way. Dogs are bred because that's the way we as humans have influenced thier evolution. We choose who they fuck for the most part. The reason there will always be different breeds of dogs for instance, is the same reason there won't always be different breeds of humans. We do what we want. As long as there are people on this planet who wish to mix, they'll mix. And then their children will mix up the entire thing. And as equality sets in, and people are accepted for who they are instead of what color they are, more and more people will consider race a less and less important factor in determining who they will or will not mix with. Before you know it, race won't even be a factor.

CLIFF
So you're a Sicilian, huh?

COCCOTTI
(intensly)
Uh-huh.

CLIFF
You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find
that shit fascinating. In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians
were spawned by niggers.

All the men stop what they were doing and look at Cliff, except for Tooth-pic
Vic who doesn't speak English and so isn't insulted. Coccotti can't believe what
he's hearing.

COCCOTTI
Come again?

CLIFF
It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you
don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago
the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then,
Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But,
once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did
so much fuckin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for
ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it
absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later,
Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's
written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-
grandmother was fucked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a
fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?

thats familiar is it true lies?

Sounds more like The Sopranos, but I wouldn't know cause I don't watch The Sopranos...

true romance.... classic movie..

yeah!

Never seen the flick, but Hans was right on the money. Came out in 93... But here's what Bert didn't mention. What happened next:

"Coccotti looks at him for a moment then jumps up, whips out an automatic, grabs hold of Cliff's hair, puts the barrel to his temple, and pumps three bullets through Cliff's head."

You can go here if you're interested in more... Looks like this Coccotti guy is one nigger that doesn't like being called a nigger too much...

Coccotti is Christopher Walken. Cliff is Dennis Hopper. That's probably one of my favorite scenes in a movie, I'd recommend renting it if you get a chance. Tarantino used the money he got paid for that script to get Reservoir Dogs started. As a bonus, you also get to see Balki from Perfect Strangers.

caught cheatin

She's really missing him...

Y'all got it twisted. The thing Double-D noted about "blacks" (I specifically did NOT use African-American as it applies to ALL Africans and diasporic Africans) having better "fast twitch" muscles allowing for better performance in sports is an incorrect assumption that was dispelled at least 30 yrs ago. I believe it was Harvard that conducted the experiments. They wondered why it was that black and white men performed differently in terms of running, jumping, and other tests. Black men of roughly the same build and weights seemed to be able to exhibit more "explosive power" which would be indicitive of more or better working "fast twitch" muscle. What they found was that it had more to do with where they evolved (Africa), blacks have less body fat to their muscle ratio which is why they are able to go slightly faster and jump slightly higher, and appear more "cut" or "ripped" in general (having "more muscles" - which they do not), the muscles are simply more visible. In the coldest areas we see Inuit (aka Eskimos) as having probably the most subcutaneous fat, which they need in their area to stay warm and insulated. Similarly having evolved in a very hot climate, fat is unhelpful to them - so they have little of it. Of course there are plenty of fat black folk - but that'd be due to bad diet. It the same reason they have dark skin, it developed to protect them from the sun. White people developed a lighter shade so they could absorb more as they got less in northern areas. Other details of appearance have logical reasons - wider nostrils for intake of air that is more humid and therefore harder to inhale. Asians have epicanthic folds on their eyelids because they evolved on the plains with high winds and therefore flying sand and other debris, the lids protect the eyes.
In a less scientific train of thought I am bi (though I prefer women) and have worked in a bathhouse (so I've seen many peckers come and go) - blacks do NOT all have big dicks (it is a stereotype). I have met a few black guys with huge dicks (and those were like - Wow!), but I've also met a LOT of white guys with huge dicks, and frankly I'd say overall it's the white guys who have on average larger dicks per capita (at least from MY focus group lol). Generally tall guys (of any colour) have longer dicks and the thickset shorter guys have shorter thicker cocks. Oh, and if anything (and probably there is no difference here) I'd say black guys cum quicker.
Personally I've got a huge cock, so the whole argument is irrelevant to me (cuz either it's a myth or I'm an exception, but like I said it's a myth). I do feel sorry for many black guys though, cuz imagine being expected to pull out this whopper and you're only average! If you ever watch black comedy shows there is this guy who does a bit about the whole thing, he's like "man it sucks being the ONLY black guy who apparently doesn't have a huge cock". lol

what do giant black women have going for them ?

depends on what you mean by "giant."

Good to be back at the dexter lay club...

As has been mentioned sometime ago - I am a black man and I do not have a large cock... I am Mr Average and it became less important the moment I started dating a woman twenty years older than me who taught me how to fuck properly - this would have been about fifteen years ago. Any man who thinks their tongues are just for talking is wasting time...

I don't know about giant black men and their ability to play basketball well but the solution to these theories is obvious. Slavery! The strongest black men and women survived the crossing on the boats from Africa and the strongest survived the beatings. All of the work in the fields made them fitter and stronger and bred children who were the sum of these 'fit' genes. 400 years later... we have men who can jump incredibly high and run reeeeal fucking fast... No mystery!

As for the africans running so fast for so long - these guys train in hills in the hot sun for months on end. They train in rough terrain... a well laid track with a nice breeze is gonna be a piece of piss after that... no mystery... You don't need harvard for that.

Any black man who feels he has to whip out a whopper to a prospective sexual partner underestimates that sexual partner. I've never had a woman who expressed disappointment in my 'wedding tackle' simply because she was too busy admiring my tongue...

Nice to be back by the way...

Just about any evolutionary biologist will tell you that 400 years is too short a time to make any significant difference to a species. Nice theory though.

Yes, but this isn't an issue that has anything to do, with evolution, which is the point I feel ibizachris is making here. It was the way they got here to begin with, which weeded out the strong from the weak, not the passage of 400 years of time. I certainly also agree in his perception regarding women and their preferences toward large 'wedding tackle.' You don't need a big dick to make a woman cum, that is for certain... Knowing how to use one's tongue will probably do just fine regarding most women, that is, most women who have actually had an orgasm...

Not so .
If you check out survival rates in stress situations ,like slave ships ,concentration camps etc ,It is the small insignificant types who win through .Big strong ones die first.
Its the milk diet in the west that makes so called third worlders big .
Black distance runners are also VERY SLIGHT in build .
I'm a runner and can tell you that the further you run ,the less frame to carry the better.
Im also female and can say that if you can make me laugh ,then couldnt care if you are a eunoch.

Does that help?
anyone.

I didn't say "Big Strong Ones"... I said, "strong"... There's a difference. However, now that you mention it, I guess it would make sense that the "big strong ones" would die first if you think about it. They need more food, water, space, etc., in order to survive. I imagine while they were all being brought over, the slave owners could have cared less about giving a bigger slave a more healthy portion of food than the smaller ones. Once they did arrive though, who did all the work out in the fields all day? It sure as hell wasn't whitey...

Cock size and (more importantly) testicle size is due to geographical evolution. Please read "Sperm Wars" by Robin Baker... you'll learn more than you ever thought there was to know.

i don't need to read any books to hear arguments to know that after my chick left me to fuck the world biggest black dude, the next time i fucked her she was wide enough that i could fit my foot in there easily. Giant black men still scare the fuck out of me. Just like roid-rage body builders...

Fair enough Hans! But the next girl you fuck may just have had sex with a giant white man, or a giant Chinese dude etc etc... with your thinking every girl is going to seem like 'tossing a sausage in a wind tunnel'.

Use your tongue and then get her to use hers... life will seem very peachy afterwards. I've just got home from a gig in Brisbane and its nearly midnight down under - all this sex talk has made me feel very horny - time to wake the wife. See you soon folks.

I always did enjoy oral more anyway...

giant dudes of any sort are creepy, white or black. it just so happens that the last giant dude i ran into in person was black, and did my chick.

Mr PC Man? I know exactly what you mean...

you shouldn't use it like a crutch

a third leg?

I'm certainly dependent on it... Hey Hans - why do roid-rage boby builders scare you - rumour has it that their genitalia is all scrivelled up due to roid abuse... mind you... the women body builders look like they've grown one. And make sure you strap a board across your arse the next time throw one into your 'ruined' girl.

lemme show you a picture of the guy i work with

Okay, we get your point, it's scary...

live and let live

Is he trying to camofalgue himself into the wall?

he's white.... he's just covered in 7 layers of some protein shit that turned him black. but he most definately has a small package.

is the wiring/hose included in the package ?

Shit! Small todger or not - it scares the fuck out of me... The point is now well and truly taken! Body building is an interesting bit of vanity. These guys are so self obsessed with themselves that they happily have their knackers shrivel up with roid overdose so that they can show themselves off to the world covered in fake tan... No equipment to bonk girls... or guys - just a mirror to admire your rips! This can't be the only reason to do it. Anybody have any ideas on the subject - cos I've got a photo of this woman body builder and frankly I don't see the point... but I am just one man...

Here's an idea. See if this sounds familiar. You're in sales. You work 12-14 hours a day, then on your way home, you go to the gym. When you get there, you run for three to five miles, and afterwards lift weights for about an hour to an hour and one half or more. You ALWAYS do this AT LEAST five days a week, but sometimes you'll do it SEVEN days a week. Obviously, the idea behind this has much more to do with living a LONG happy life. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't nearly as big as the guy covered in 7 layers of protein, nor did I want to be. To give you an idea of what I feel a life filled with the "proper" amount of exercise looks like, doing it in "moderation" I'd say running and lifting weights for about an hour, three or four days a week, no more, no less. Sometimes this moderated person might decide to go roller blading on a work out day, or mountain biking, or hiking, or mountain climbing, etc. Not working out at all is just as bad if not worse than over doing it.

Right now, I don't work out. Partly because I smoke. When you smoke, it doesn't matter what else you do, or don't do, because sooner or later, the smoke itself is going to kill you. I've scheduled a date to quit smoking, and the more I've thought about it, I've decided to go cold turkey. Then, after I quit, maybe I'll consider the idea of working out on more of a moderate routine. As it is now, if I started doing it even an hour after having a cigarette, my muscles probably wouldn't absorb enough oxygen to be worth it. I guess when it comes to working out, I began asking myself, "why should I be putting myself through 1-2 hours of hell every day, just to avoid having a health problem later on in life?" For the past three years or so, I've been faced with the other extreme. "Not working out at all." In which case, I've gained a lot a weight, and don't necessarily feel as good about my body as I did beforehand. For me, it's just going to have to be a step by step process. The first step, which I pray for, is the ability to quit something I love doing, "smoking." I guess after that, the next step would be to quit doing not necessarily more often than before, more-so than to quit eating the wrong types of food, which I also love doing. Whether it comes to working out, or eating, or smoking, or doing drugs and/or drinking (neither of which I do) it's pretty much a "trick bag" so the best idea is to be conscious of what you're doing.

his actual last name is legally "stonerock".... for halloween he painted himself green and went as the hulk. Some guy came into the bar dressed as the hulk, and i threw him out for looking so shitty compared to "stonerock"....

i'll see if i can snag a picture of a normal person next to this guy sometime this coming weekend so you guys can really see him compared to someone of normal size. The best part being, this guy is actually smaller than the giant black dude that this whole node started about.