A priest, a rabbi, and four midgets walk into a bar. After sitting on the stools for a while, the rabbi and the midgets had some pleasant conversations before turning in for the night. The priest kept to himself, and after four rounds he staggered home and fell asleep with the TV on, thinking he should have taken that chance to do aid work in India.

What do you call a thousand black people buried up to their necks in sand?

Really unlikely.

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats?

A lack of immediate risk to Polish security by sea combined with a lack of income through taxes has forced the Polish military to seek innovative revenue streams.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

An answer to this question would require more information than is provided- including, but not in any means limited to the height of the light fixture with the faulty bulb, any special characteristics of the light fixture in question that perhaps requires mechanical know-how beyond one blonde's abilities, etc. In addition, the level of credit due to any blondes at work in the manufacture of replacement light bulbs remains in question. Finally, blondes are pretty stupid.

Don't Mess With Texas. It already is one.

Why couldn't Helen Keller play checkers?
She was blind, hence making it difficult to see the board. perhaps a board with textured, clearly delineated squares would work.

oh thank god

why did I miss this cartoon before? my day has been made.

take my wife... no wait, despite small marital difficulties, we still do love each other deeply.

I don't think Bert's joke was an un-joke... it was rather funny...