Okay........

So what is in your fridge?NOW.
Can be for real ,or a fantasy fridge.
but we dont want to kno what is in pashooa's fridge so he/she /it cant play.
Oh,
maybe it should be anyones idea of what is in pashoaos fridge NOW.

aw Im bored with this already.
Any of its gotta be better than what is in my fridge .

or is it an icebox?

who ever is best can have a weekend break in england to see prince charles get married again

The pope's body.

tennis balls... hundreds of tennis balls... i hate my roommates..

I don't know what it is, but it smells like its dead and the 3 boxes of baking soda aren't helping it at all.

the antidote to the poison you just swallowed doctor jones

yep well ,
I would just like to be on a train,
passing through the Urals
with a pkt of bath oliver biscuits
and never have to open a fridge again.

wonder what Bert is doing now.

OH THIS IS WHAT I WANTED TO SAY

If anybody wants to spend serious money on chics or themselves( instead of stalking them,or burning people.)

go to my webshop at www.designersilkscarf.com

bertrandomers get 10% reduction ,just say who you are.

hell, I wish I could do links

this is a turn of events i was truly not expecting

this is truely the epitome of "WTF"

Do you have anything masculine for sale? I think that this might not be your target demographic here... you are one of maybe 2 females that ever post on this site.

Lots of engrish guys wear hermes scarves,also I kno at least 2 virginian males,not faggots who do .
Guess nobody has moms who need presents.
If you go to www.hermes.com. they show you how to twist them(scarves I mean ,not mothers)
Chics really like quality stuff as gifts ,you kno.
When French girls are 15 they usually get one as present and to tell them they can have sex now,tho they have probably been having it since they were 8.
O well back to cutting grass.

Let's see, let me get out my hp48g/x, a scarf for 150 pounds * 0.9 (bertrandom reduction) = ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? You actually find people to pay 150 pounds for a goddamn silk scarf? Clearly I'm in the wrong business.

yep ,Berty boy,its true.
Just pop into the Hermes concession at the airport on the way home.
Actually some people will pay at lot more if its one they want....collect the SET.
Birkin bags are$12,000.


no I dont have one.

i have some tissues, they cost about $1 for 2 boxes.

I use toilet paper. Single ply only.

Sleeve.

That's where boogers go.

i use hankies, but they are the kind that come 6 for $2.

I usually use my finger and thumb ,to avoid snot on my foulard.

I don't have a nose.

hmmm,so you can't appreciate a good whine,

pretty sure i don't appreciate anyone whining, but a good red wine is nice with dinner...

That has to be the most boring site I have ever been to.

Incidentally I heard that the infamous LA gang "the bloods" have given up there traditional red bandanas for the "Yves St Laurent Hunting with Hounds" scarfs sold exclsively at www.designersilkscarfs.com.

That has to be the most boring site I have ever been to.

Incidentally I heard that the infamous LA gang "the bloods" have given up there traditional red bandanas for the "Yves St Laurent Hunting with Hounds" scarfs sold exclsively at www.designersilkscarfs.com.

woo hoo ,
Just sold three to Californians...........

which of you knows the librarian at the Getty Museum?

librarians are hot, their right up there next to marching band mom's...

guess old broads have the cash,maybe she was one of rcl's house calls.

I wouldn't drive up to the Getty museum for a house call. I'm too lazy for that.

I d like to have my deleter back now please.
if your memory serves you well.

if she gets it back when we all have to start copying her messgaes again... how about no..

oh the poignancy of the empty space,
the sound of one hand clapping ..... the empty cricket box................

go on,
let me have it back now.
BERT!

you delete your posts and piss everyone off. my vote is no.

i have a feeling you are also using this thread as free picture hosting.

uh ?
whats free picture hosting?

you are selling scarves. you want to give people a picture of it to look at. you post a picture of your scarf here then give the buyer a link to the picture here.

oh crap.
I cant even do links.
you are seriously mean minded.

i'm evil. i know.

i envy your evil.

so how many hits on the designer silk scarf site? 630?

not bad so far.

does any one mind if I delete this lot ?

go for it....

sigh ,
guess I could start pasting the bill of rights .

or the magna carta.

no,the Big Map wont let you delete,but you can do cool stuff with swords.

They had to stop the history class as I remember and eileen humberstone had her glasses embedded in her eye.

dam it was good!

I would really like to know,
what is your own favourite item of clothing.

fleece pants

leather...lol... ;-)

me,norwegian felt slippers,bought in Bergen 7 years ago .Indestructable.
(grow up,p-c)

Some PJ bottoms I got at Target - most comfortable things, ever.

bright orange dickies slacks!

Silk boxers.. don't knock 'em till you've tried 'em.

Dude, silk boxers never worked for me. I'd probably have to go with my day to day dress: Dickies and a button up.

Silk boxers aren't all bad. I have grown up, penelope, and when I think about hans, I throw up! lol...

Oh, and before hans comes back on here and says something silly like, "and then your mother comes around the corner and she licks it up" yeah, yeah, I obviously saw the movie, "Stand By Me" and "The Goonies" also, otherwise I wouldn't have started that line of comebacks. If all you're going to do hans is continue to try putting myself and others down, at least try to be a little bit more creative about it. ;-)

Q tips repeats

I was thinking of parcheesi

Ive never known what that was ,exactly.

Most Q tips have two ends, but I see your point.

I used to read these old american childrens' books by Elizabeth Enright and they played parchesi .
I would quite like to know abouit that .
Those books were my life at about 8.
.......................and old american children.

I've seen your picture penelope. You're no ones beggar. I could have easily responded to your comment on Einhanders node where you requested back your deleter, but figured, heh... Why let someone delete me... Unless of course you decide to... now... Oh, wait, that's right, you don't have your deleter.

The nerve...

In her own house...

were you invited?

besides the fact that the "nerve" of a compliment can go rather far if it's based on sincerity...

happy easter bertrandom

I wpould really like my deleter back to iron out some of this crap and anyway someones bought the camel

cute cartoon

hey its Easter again ,almost .

so you sell these things or something right?

www.designersilkscarf.com

I like reading the feedback. I can't tell if it's fake or that there are that many people like penelope out there. Either way, it makes me laugh.

ease their pain